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March 04, 2006
For Hire
For hire:
One (1) non-napping baby who thinks he's a spitting llama.
Potential uses:
- As birthcontrol
- To water your lawn, or mist your indoor plants
Rates:
Free, as long as you keep him for a minimum of five (5) hours. Below that, rates are negotiable.
Posted on 11:04 AM to: Dashiell